MEMORANDUM
TO: Jesus, Son of
Joseph
The Woodrcrafter's Carpenter Shop
Nazareth,
Israel
FROM: Jordan Management Consultants, Jerusalem
RE:
Personnel Evaluations
Thank you for submitting the resumes of
the men you have picked for managerial positions in your organization. They have taken our battery of tests, and we
have not only run the results through our computers, but also
arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist
and vocation aptitude consultant.
It is the opinion of the
staff that most of your nominees are lacking in background, education, and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are
undertaking. We recommend that you continue your search for persons
with proven capacity and experience in managerial ability. We have
summarized our findings below:
Simon Peter is
emotional, unstable and given to fits of temper.
Andrew has
absolutely no quality of leadership.
The two brothers, James
and John, the sons of Zebedee, place personal interests above Company
loyalty.
Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that
would tend to undermine morale.
Matthew has been blacklisted
by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau.
James, the
son of Alphaeus, and Thaddeus, have radical leanings. Additionally,
they both registered high scores on the manic depressive Scale.
However, one of the candidates shows great potential. He's a
man of ability and resourcefulness; he is a great networker, has a
keen business mind, and has strong contacts in influential circles.
He's highly motivated, very ambitious and adept with financial
matters. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your Chief
Operating Officer.
All the other profiles are
self-explanatory. We wish you the utmost success in your new venture.
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If Jesus
had chosen the twelve based on the modern methods of leadership
selection, all but one would have never had a chance to participate.
Aren't you glad that when Jesus looked at you he didn't take you for
what you were (a sinner); but he took you for what you could be in
him?
Jesus is still saying, "Follow Me!"
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